Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sekali lagi?

Ahmad work as a driver of a company. He has to take the company's guest for tour in Malaysia. The guest was from Britain and was eager to learn Bahasa Melayu, so everytime they went somewhere, Ahmad will teach him a word.

One day, while sight-seeing in Kuala Lumpur, Ahmad suddenly farted. The guest asked in Malay, "Apa itu?" (What's that?)

Ahmad: Bunyi kentut

The guest was confused as he didn't heard what Ahmad was saying, so he said,"Sekali lagi?"(Pardon?)

Ahmad struggled for a while then," Surrender tuan, cannot kentut sekali lagi..."(Surrender, cannot fart again)

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